Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two’s company, three’s the result!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.




钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒
工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看